livingtheeasterndream

I'll write this in english, because it sounds better. So this is some tips for you, if you want to succed and be really cool in a hostel-bar.

 

1. First rule is to dress cool, and that you do by dress as it looks like "you dont care".

2. Make friends, start by saying "Hey, how's it going man?". And there you have your first friend.

3. Always have a beer in front of you. If you don't have something to drink, you seem boring. Extra cool is it if you bring your own beer from store. Then it seems like you're on a tight budget, which is kinda' cool.

4. If people ask how long you've been travelling: If you been travelling or plan to travel more than 5 months it is ok to talk about it, but if your trip is shorter, please avoid the question.

5. If people ask where you've been, and which place you like he most, it is important that you liked Amsterdam the most!! And especially add, that you spent a lot of money there.

6.. Some good cool topic to talk about is this: "How i got lost in Prague and took the wrong tram, ended up in some suburb". 

7. Another good topic to talk about, is to complain about last night in your "dorm". Complain about snoring people, people coming home drunk and high making noises, ringing alarm etc. This seems cool. But even cooler is ofcourse if you we're the one making disturbing noises, and someone else is complaining about you.

8. Even cooler is ofcourse if you didn't sleep in your room at all last night. And that brings us to rule number 8, another hot topic to talk about: Tell everyone how hangover you are! How great the party was last night, and how late you came home. Ofcourse it is better if you accually didnt come home until just now...

9. If someone asks if yesterdays party was fun, you should answer: "I guess so, I don't remember anything though".

10. During the night of drinking in bar, it is important that you are noisy, drink a lot, and that you are the one taking charge. Ex. dont ask people "Where you going out tonight?", ask them instead "So your coming with us to club x?" That shows that you are pretty cool and that people should hang with you. And if people have other plans, you should tell them something: "That club is boring" or "Come on, dont be boring" - and then you're the coolest again.

 

Good luck and party hard!